Subject: Texas Sheriff's Exam
A man seeking to join a South Texas Sheriff's Department is being interviewed. The sergeant conducting the interview says, "Your qualifications all look good, but there is an attitude suitability test that you must complete before you can be accepted."
Then, sliding a service pistol across the desk, he says: "I want you to take this pistol and go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six meth dealers, six terrorist extremists, Jessie Jackson, Al Sharpton, Nancy Pelosi and a rabbit."
"Why the rabbit?"
"Great attitude," says the Sergeant. "When can you start?"
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Texas Sheriff's Exam
by Sac - man on Tue Feb 02, 2010 4:04 pm
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Re: Texas Sheriff's Exam
by Mobius on Tue Feb 02, 2010 6:39 pm
HAHAHA! I was thinking the same thing!
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Re: Texas Sheriff's Exam
by Nuggetdigger on Wed Feb 03, 2010 7:26 am
great one!
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"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and justice shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness for he is truely his brothers keeper and the finder of lost children and I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brother and you will now my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. "
YOU ARE THE WEAK, AND I AM THE TYRANNY OF EVIL MEN
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The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants
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A good friend will help you move...a GREAT friend will help you move a body....a BEST FRIEND will help you BURY IT
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Re: Texas Sheriff's Exam
by Hoser John on Wed Feb 03, 2010 8:38 am
The only time I shoot anything(except lawyers,x wives,claimjumpers,rattlers and bureauratz) I prefer to eat it but them bratz are slimy things that are hell to filet and I don't eat rabbit-John 
DO IT TODAY , YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT TOMMORROW WILL BRING
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